Tears of a Clone

Tears of A Clone is the 35th episode of Action League Now! It First premiered on the Kablam! episode, Holdeth the Pickle, Holdeth the Lettuce on October 18, 1999.

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The episode begins at Bill the Lab Guy's laboratory, where Bill demonstrates his cloning machine to the Action League by making an exact duplicate of Justice. As The Flesh asks if the machine collates, The Chief tells Bill that he doesn't like the new cloning machine, adding that science should not meddle with nature... just before asking for a heart transplant Bill promised him! After the two leave, the League looks at their reflection in the cloning machine. Just then, the Mayor closes the lid, turning the machine on. He figures that once the League has been cloned, they won't interfere with his evil plan.

When the Chief returns from his transplant, he thanks Bill for it, who replies that it's important for him to keep his stress level down. Suddenly, The Chief yells in fright as the League have cloned themselves, with two clones of each member. He asks them what they did, and they deny that they touched Bill's cloning machine. Bill notes that the clones are eerily accurate to their counterparts in every way.

Meanwhile, The Mayor is succeeding with his evil plan, having successfully loaded his wagon with all the incredibly breakable fine china he plans to steal. He doesn't know that Justice and his clone have been watching the whole theft.

Back at Action Headquarters, Stinky plays Go Fish with his clones. The first clone accuses him of looking at his cards, and the second one takes offense and beats him up. Stinky tries to break up the fight, but gets beaten up himself. Thundergirl and her clones are also fighting over a donut, until Meltman and his clones ask the three Thundergirls on a date. The Thundergirl clones then toss the donut at the three Meltmans in rejection. The Flesh lifts a tuna can weight and accidentally knocks his clones into a bookshelf, which falls on top of The Chief after he tells them to quit clowning. The two Justices arrive and tell The Chief that The Mayor has stolen all of the incredibly breakable fine china. Thundergirl and her clones try to set off, but accidentally crash into each other. The Males and their clones all argue over where to sit in the Action Mobile as the three Thundergirls crash down. The Announcer asks the viewers if the League and their clones are outnumbered by their own idiocy and if The Mayor will get away with all the incredibly breakable fine china (The Mayor would tell the viewers, but the staff won't show him the script), then tells them to stay tuned for part two.

In the second act, Bill has a plan to stop the Mayor; he's going to make clones of The Chief, who hopes this plan works, or he's sending Bill back to the pharmacy.

Moments later, the League and their clones continue to argue over where to sit in the Action Mobile, until The Chief and ten clones of him tell them to stop arguing and get in the Action Mobile, or they're in a heap of trouble. The League then climbs aboard the Action Mobile (as well as, for some unexplained reason, its two clones) and sets off to chase after The Mayor.

Outside, Meltman tells the League and their clones to follow him, as he knows a shortcut (resulting in the three mobiles falling down over the cliff). Below, The Mayor is pleased with his victory, when he suddenly sees the three mobiles crash on top of him, which also break some of the china and make him unlucky. They cause him to lose control of his wagon, sending it even further down and breaking the rest of the china, which The Mayor suddenly understands why it's called that. Bill and The Chief then catch up to The Mayor and Bill says that he's learned his lesson of never again meddling with nature. The Chief disagrees, because thanks to Bill, the next time The Chief needs another heart transplant, Bill can choose from any one of his ten clones! All of them laugh as the episode ends.