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Yurplastic Park is the 40th episode of Action League Now!. It first premiered on the Kablam! episode, A Nut in Every Bite! on November 20, 1999.

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Plot[]

The episode begins on a secret island, where Bill the Lab Guy and his employees release wild cloned dinosaurs. Bill warns the employees that his specimens are very fragile. Just as one is about to eat a chicken drumstick, the dinosaur inside the box eats him and spits out his pieces. The other employees flee as Bill tries to convince them otherwise.

At Action Headquarters, The Chief tells the League that something is wrong on the island and the Navy is going to blow it up in four minutes. At first, the League cheers for the sight of fireworks, but then The Chief explains that Bill is on the island. Meltman then claims that Bill is going to have a great view of the fireworks as The Chief yells that the others are going to have a great view in the emergency room if they don't save Bill.

Moments later, the League arrives on the island, where they look for Bill and encounter various dinosaurs. Stinky is about to shoot his spear gun at one of them, but Bill jumps out of the bushes and snatches it from him, telling the League not to feed or maim the dinosaurs when visiting Yurplastic Park, the name of the island. He then tosses the gun into the lake, angering Stinky. Thundergirl asks Bill what's going on, and Bill tells her that he cloned various dinosaurs from pieces of plastic to further humanity's knowledge and, of course, sell handsome coffee mugs. He asks if anybody wants a set, and Thundergirl decides to buy two of them. Stinky tells Bill that in a few minutes, the Navy's going to blow up the island because of his dangerous dinosaurs. Bill tells Stinky that he's only cloned herbivores, but suddenly, a Tyrannosaurus Rex appears out of the bushes and eats The Flesh, reminding him that he was the only carnivore he cloned. After the T-Rex swallows The Flesh whole, Bill, Stinky, Thundergirl, and Meltman run back to the helicopter to escape from the island. But just as they get there, the T-Rex smashes the helicopter with his foot and they run away, trying to find another exit. Unfortunately, without the helicopter, they're trapped with no way out! Stinky then asks the viewers if the rest of the League will be eaten by the T-Rex (which is ordinarily the Narrator's job). After that, the Narrator tells the viewers to stay tuned for part two.

In the second act, the T-Rex eats the rest of the League and Bill. Stinky then turns on a lantern and sees The Flesh, along with the rest of them, all still alive. Unfortunately, in about ten seconds, the Navy's going to destroy the island!

Meanwhile, the Navy ship captain has just locked onto the island, ready to blow it up. The Chief tries to talk him out of it by screaming that the League is still there, but to no avail, as the captain's got his final orders.

Inside the T-Rex, Stinky says that he's at least going to die with his flippers on, which gives Bill an idea. He tells Stinky to take off his flippers, but Stinky refuses, so they pull them off by force, and the stench of Stinky's feet is too putrid for even the T-Rex to handle! The T-Rex vomits the League and Bill off of the island and onto the Navy ship. Just as the captain is about to commence the bombing, Bill barks that he can't, not just for him, but for the love of science, knowledge, and most importantly, sequels. Upon hearing this, the captain tells the gunner to cancel the order, as they now have a franchise to protect. The League and Bill cheer upon hearing this news.

The Narrator then tells the viewers that this episode is far from over, showing them the covers of Yurplastic Park's sequels: Yurplastic Park 2 - The Lost World, Yurplastic Park 3 - It's Still Lost, and Yurplastic Park 4 - Now Where Did that World Go?. The last one gets squashed by the T-Rex's foot as the episode ends.

Quotes[]

  • Meltman: "They're amazing!"
Thundergirl: "They're incredible!"
Stinky Diver (About to shoot his spear gun at one of the dinosaurs): "They're toast!"
Bill the Lab Guy: "Banzai!" (Jumps on Stinky and snatches his spear gun from him) "Please do not feed or maim the dinosaurs when visiting Yurplastic Park. Thank you." (Tosses Stinky's spear gun into the lake)
Stinky Diver: "How bout' I maim you instead?"
  • Stinky Diver: "Head for the chopper!" (As they run to the helicopter, the T-Rex smashes it with his foot) "Head away from the chopper!"
  • Stinky Diver: "Blimey! Is the League about to become a buffet for a B-Movie behemoth?"
Narrator: "Err... that's what I was gonna say."
  • Narrator: "Dino; whacko, hero; snacko! Can the league escape a similar fate?" (The T-Rex eats the Action League) "No way, Jacko!"
  • Admiral: "Prepare to commence bombing!"
Chief: "You can't, Admiral! The Action League's still over there!"
Admiral: "I've got my orders, Chief!"
Chief: "Oh, well. I tried."
  • Admiral: "Commence bombing!"
Bill the Lab Guy: "Wait, you can't! Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels!"
Admiral: "Sequels? Cancel that order, Gunner, we've got a franchise to protect!
Bill the Lab Guy, The Flesh, Thundergirl, Stinky Diver, and Meltman: "Yay!"
Narrator: "Not nearly, The End."

Allusions[]

  • This episode is a parody of the 1993 Spielberg film, Jurassic Park.

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