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And Justice For None is the 50th and final episode of Action League Now!. However, it was meant to be the 37th episode of the series, at it aired in the KaBlam episode, KaFun. It first premiered on the Action League Now!: The Series episode, Smash Hits in 2001.

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Plot[]

The episode begins at the hall of Action Heroes, where the Action League appears before three judges, who tell the League that they have called them for a very serious reason; they have reviewed their record of utter stupidity, and have decided to terminate the League.

The League begs the judges not to terminate them, so the judges decide to give each member a chance to appeal their decision. The Judges tell Meltman to testify first, asking him if he can cite any examples of his personal heroism that might persuade them to reconsider. Meltman thinks for a few seconds, then comes up with an answer. He tells them about the time Stinky threw away his badge, and he caught it before someone lost an eye. Next, he tells them about the time the aliens landed, and he made the perfect landing space for their ship so its bottom wouldn't be badly scratched. Lastly, he tells them about the time he got run over by an ice cream truck while attempting to save an egg, but The Chief and Stinky muffle him before he can continue. When Meltman is unmuffled, he says he has a million more examples.

The judges, who have heard more than enough, deny Meltman's appeal, telling Thundergirl to testify next. She tells them that they may come short when it comes to personal achievements, but as a team, they're great heroes. She tells the judges about the time they were on a routine patrol andsaw Johnny Cool hung high above boiling hot creamed corn. She stops midway through the story, however, so the judges urge her to tell them what happened next. Sure enough, what happened next was Johnny falling into the creamed corn because Meltman chickened out and failed to help. However, he argues with her over whether or not it was his blame. Now frustrated, the judges silence them and deny her appeal.

The judges tell Stinky to testify next, who tells them to go ahead and break them up, but not to come crying to him when evil rears its ugly head. He then explains about when Roboflesh attacked them, concluding by believing they need heroes like him that aren't afraid to pull the trigger. The Flesh, Thundergirl, and Meltman all cheer for Stinky and are sure his testimony will save them from being terminated. The judges then ask Stinky if he's ever considered a nonviolent approach, and a montage is shown of Stinky shooting at people with his spear gun. Obviously, Stinky hasn't considered a nonviolent approach, and the judges deny his appeal.

The judges tell the League that they only have one chance left to change their minds before they terminate them. The Chief asks the League who hasn't gone yet. The Flesh answers that question as The Chief, knowing he won't be able to save them, informs the viewers that he'll see them at the reunion show. The Narrator asks the viewers if The Flesh will be able to save the League from being terminated, then tells them to stay tuned for part two.

In the second act, the judges tell The Flesh that only he can save the League, and if he fails, they must terminate them. They then ask him if he understands, and The Flesh agrees. As he begins his testimony, the rest of the League cheers for him. The Flesh tells the judges about his fourth grade field trip to the farm, where he got to milk the cow. Stinky slaps his head in disappointment as The Chief yells that he's supposed to be telling the judges about the League! The Flesh, following the Chief's advice, continues his story and a montage is shown of him endangering people. After finishing, The Flesh asks the judges if the League has won. The judges bark that the League is terminated, as they have also denied his appeal. With the League terminated, Stinky guesses he doesn't need his spear gun anymore. He then tosses it onto the ground, where it shoots at a pillar that knocks over several other ones, eventually crushing (or killing) the judges. The Chief jokes about the terminating being struck down as he and the other members of the League laugh, ending the episode.

Quotes[]

  • Judge: You have one last chance to save the Action League.
The Chief: Okay, you clowns, we still got a shot. Let's make it good! Who hasn't gone yet?
The Flesh: Eenie, meenie, miney, me!
The Chief (to the viewers): Oh, well. See you at the reunion show.
Narrator: "Can a disrobed ding-dong derail The League's demise? Find out in the Action-canned conclusion of Action League Now!."
  • Narrator: "Action League, in deep. High Commissioners, big creeps. Re-using scenes from old episodes? Real cheap."

Allusions[]

  • The title of this episode is a parody of the 1979 film ...And Justice for All.

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