Rock-A-Big Baby

Rock-A-Big Baby is the tenth episode of the second season of Action League Now, and the 24th episode overall. It first premiered on the KaBlam! episode, KaBlam! James KaBlam! on January 2, 1998.

Characters Present[]

Big Baby
KISS Members
Meltman
Stinky Diver
The Flesh
Thundergirl
Various Audence Members

Plot[]

The episode begins in the garage, where the legendary rock band, KISS, performs in front of a live audience. Among the audience members are Thundergirl and Meltman. Thundergirl has a hard time believing that Meltman was able to get tickets for the concert. Meltman tells her that he knows KISS, as they used to jam together in high school. He tries to go backstage, but the usher launches him out. Meanwhile, the noise of the concert awakens a cranky Big Baby, who has been sleeping in a toy chest.

At Action League Headquarters, The Flesh and Stinky Diver are dancing to KISS' most popular song, "Rock and Roll All Nite", on the radio. The Flesh then bangs his head up against Stinky's, causing it to be separated from his body. Suddenly, they hear and see Big Baby as he approaches them. Big Baby steps on Stinky's head as he walks towards a train set, destroying everything in his path. As Stinky puts his head back on, he realizes that Big Baby is heading for the garage. He and The Flesh board the Action Mobile and chase after him.

Back at the concert, KISS continues playing as Big Baby knocks down the door. He is mad, and plans to stop the concert so he can go back to sleep. KISS stops, and while they don't remember Big Baby being part of the show, they claim to like it. Big Baby then tosses a speaker that lands on Meltman, but Thundergirl flies out of the way just in time. She laughs at Meltman's misfortune, saying it serves him right for lying about his presumed date with her and getting tickets to go backstage, when Big Baby swats her into the Action Mobile, which is on its way to the garage. This causes Stinky to lose control of it and drive into the road, where they all get flattened by a steamroller!

Back at the concert, it looks like Big Baby is about to get his way, as he picks up Gene Simmons and sucks on him! The narrator asks the viewers if this concert will be KISS' final, then tells them to stay tuned for part two.

In the second act, just as it looks like KISS is done for, Meltman rises from the speaker and plays "Rock-a-Bye-Baby" on an electric guitar to calm Big Baby. This plan works, as Big Baby releases Gene and falls asleep once again. With that done (along with The Flesh tugging the squashed Action Mobile into the garage), KISS is now able to continue their concert, dedicating it to Meltman, whom Thundergirl apologizes to for not believing him before. All four members of the League dance along as Stinky accidentally shoots his spear gun into the air, causing the studio lights to crush them and ending the episode.